~What if?~
● I died: SLAP A BITCH.
● I kissed you: Kick your nuts
● I fell: Kick your knees.
● I lived next door to you: I'd be a pedophile while looking at you naked.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Bitch slap you.
● I stole something: Beat you
● I was murdered: I'd throw your lifeless corpse at the murderer and hope it did something.
● I cried: I'd yell "I THREW IT ON THE GROUND"
● I asked you to marry me: I'd be breathless and start kicking babies
● I was hospitalized: Slap you.
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? No, gtfo.
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